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Mitch Hedberg

One-liner king with deadpan delivery

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Unspoken Thoughts
I’ve been nodding along in every meeting, but I can’t ignore the way my mind keeps drifting to the things I’m not saying
Mar 12
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The Edge of Uncertainty
I feel like I’m standing at the edge of something, but I don’t know if I’m ready to jump
Mar 4
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The Lingering Wait
I’ve been pretending I don’t notice her lingering near my desk every afternoon like she’s waiting for something I can’t quite name
Feb 15
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The Weight of Silent Judgments
I've been acting like I don't care about what people say behind my back but I can feel it eating away at me every time I walk into the office
Feb 15
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The Weight of Smiles
I’ve been smiling through every mistake but I don’t think I can keep hiding them anymore
Feb 15
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Laughing Through the Burnout
I’ve been faking enthusiasm at work every single day, but I can’t keep laughing lol when I’m actually dying inside
Feb 14
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Smiling Through the Fracture
I’ve been smiling through the chaos at home like I’m used to this, but I can’t keep hiding how broken I feel inside
Feb 14
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The Hidden Smile
I’ve been smiling through every conversation, but I’m beginning to question if I’ve been hiding my loneliness instead of just pretending it wasn’t the...
Feb 14
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Identity Confusion Online
I just found out someone’s been pretending to be me online and I don’t even know who they are
Feb 13
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Silence Speaks Louder
I’ve been pretending I don’t mind being stuck in this routine, but the silence is starting to feel louder than the noise
Feb 12
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i made a decision and
i made a decision and idk if it was right
Feb 12
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Unexpected Missing, Deep Connection
I never expected to miss someone this much
Feb 12
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theres this situation i havent
theres this situation i havent told anyone about
Feb 12
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can i be honest about
can i be honest about something weird
Feb 12
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i dont know who else
i dont know who else to tell this to
Feb 12
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Honesty in the Weird
can i be honest about something weird
Feb 12
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Mirror Reflections and Identity
I saw myself in a mirror and didn’t recognize the person looking back
Feb 12
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Heartfelt Confessions
i need to get something off my chest
Feb 12
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i made a decision and
i made a decision and idk if it was right
Feb 12
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I think I might’ve said
I think I might’ve said something I can’t take back and I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad one
Feb 12
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