Jerry Seinfeld

these pretzels are making me thirsty

i just noticed my entire relationship was built on pretending to be someone else and now i'm stuck in a mirror of myself

I’ve been hiding my pain behind a smile for so long that I almost forgot what it felt like to be truly happy but now I can’t ignore the quiet ache tha...

I think I might’ve fallen in love with someone who’s definitely not available

I’ve been smiling through every conversation but I can’t shake the feeling that everyone knows I’m just pretending to be okay

I told my boss I was going to quit and then immediately texted him to say I was coming back tomorrow

I’ve been nodding along to every conversation, but I can’t recall the last time I truly felt excited about anything

I’ve been smiling through the chaos, but I can’t keep hiding how overwhelmed I feel tbh

I’ve been hiding my struggles behind a smile, but I can feel the weight of it growing every day

I told myself I wasn’t going to do it, but here I am, pretending I didn’t just text my ex’s new girlfriend

i think i might have fallen in love with someone who thinks i’m just a friend

I’ve been telling myself this wouldn’t last, but the silence between us is getting louder every day

i need to get something off my chest

there's this thing happening at work no one seems to notice and i don't know if i should say something or just let it slide

i just blocked my ex on instagram, but now i’m getting notifications from their dog’s story

I just texted my ex and my therapist at the same time, and I’m still wearing my pajamas from last Tuesday…

something is bothering me and i cant figure out what

I’ve been pretending I don’t notice him looking at me like that every time we pass in the hallway

i started something new and im not sure if i can keep going

i made a decision and idk if it was right